Posts Tagged ‘funny’

May
04

Men Boobs

Men Boobs
Treasure chests
Who’s afraid of bazooka boobs?
If Men Had Boobs

Can masturbation in a period of time rise the estrogen level in men, thus creating the “Man Boobs” ?

No, masturbation doesn’t produce any estrogen, and doesn’t make any men grow breasts.

If masturbation created breasts on men, we would have bigger ones than women!!

May
03

Male Breast Development

Male Breast Development
Male Breast Development

Male Breast ReductionGynecomastia

Gynecomastia is the development of “woman-like breasts” in men. Breast hypertrophy, or abnormal glandular breast overgrowth, afflicts as many as 65% of adolescent males and 10-15% of adult males. The disorder’s prevalence is reflected by the American Society of Plastic Surgery’s ranking of the Surgical Treatment of Gynecomastia as one of the top five cosmetic surgery procedures performed on men.

No longer do men with Gynecomastia have to hide their chests or be ridiculed for having “man-boobs.” In fact, Male Breast Reduction is being increasingly performed for all groups of men who suffer from Gynecomastia. They no longer need be embarrassed when wearing form-fitting shirts, t-shirts, or even avoid take off their shirts at the pool or the beach!

Breast tissue naturally grows in all adolescent boys during normal development as a result of hormonal changes. It is estimated that as many as 65% of teenage boys experience enlarged breast tissue or Gynecomastia. For the fortunate majority of these boys, Pubertal Gynecomastia resolves in a matter of months, or with the end of adolescence. For a significant portion, however an estimated 10-15%, the symptoms remain through adult life.

Unlike Pubertal Gynecomastia, adult-onset Gynecomastia can be caused by a range of things. The potential causes of Gynecomastia in adults include some common medications, Anabolic steroids, herbal or growth supplements, natural or synthetic estrogen hormone derivatives, marijuana, alcohol abuse, chronic liver failure, and renal failure.

There are also some tumors that secrete female hormones which stimulate breast gland growth in males. Therefore, it is important that newly recognized adult-onset Gynecomastia be investigated by an endocrinologist in order to rule out possible serious underlying causes.

Another cause of Gynecomastia which has recently become more prevalent is Obesity. Fat cells, especially those in large numbers, convert the male hormone testosterone into female hormone estrogen, which stimulates breast growth. With Aging some men experience a deficiency in Testosterone levels which leads to the development of Gynecomastia.

Adult onset Gynecomastia is usually irreversible unless corrected through a variety of surgical treatments such as Male Breast Reduction, Mastectomy, and/or Liposuction.

Male breast reduction involves making an incision at the periphery of the areola and surgically removing the glandular breast tissue. In those who have more fatty breast tissue, this can be accomplished via small stab incisions with Liposuction.

In severe forms of Gynecomastia there is significant excess of sagging breast skin which is removed by several methods; Inverted-T or Peri-Areolar Breast Reduction. It is not infrequent to need subsequent surgery to further reduce the size of the areola and nipple, or to further lift and reduce the hanging breast skin.

teenage peer mediator?

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Are you saying that all these things are dealt with on the above myspace site? That is quite a lot of information, I wish you luck.

Male or female? In flies, some cells can not say, a seasoned fruit fly researcher can be seen at a glance the observation of whether the fly is it is male or female, found a distinct pigmentation pattern on the body of a fly (a kind of bristles only on the legs of men) and differences in Genitals are dead giveaways. But most of the fly body parts look identical in men and women, and until now scientists had no idea whether "masculinity" or …

Dec
18

Man With Boobs

Man With Boobs
The Sunday Night Project | James Corden’s Man Boobs | Channel 4

What do girls think of guys with man boobs?

Hi girls im 14 and since im pretty overweight and have man boobs i was wondering what girls think of them. Do girls find them attractive? Be honest. Say if im a nice guy with a good personality but im fat and my boobs are kinda as big as most girls my age, would you go out with me if i asked you? Why? or why not? Please be honest..

Mark,

I am just like you but I do not want to exercise. I actually hate to exercise.

Go to a website like http://www.chestfxstore.com where you can get a t shirt that hides your mamboobs. I have four of them and they work great.

Joe

Man Boobs and Media

One of the most embarrassing things any man can suffer from is the occurrence of “man boobs.” Whether it is from obesity or actual victims of Gynecomastia, “man boobs” have been a common occurrence in America today. Everyone can think of at least one person who has suffered from this embarrassing problem. The difference with men who suffer from gynecomastia and those who just develop man boobs from being obese is that the gynecomastia victims are innately born with this problem. Actual breast tissue that also occurs in women develop on the chest of these men. In worst cases, some actually develop breast milk.

Man boobs are one of those taboo topics that no man feels comfortable sharing. Guys are usually made fun of for their deformities. Take the famous movie: “Fight Club” for an example. One of the men that joined the secret organization known as the Fight Club suffered from this problem and was bashed on with humor and ridicule. In the new upcoming movie “Meet the Spartans,” there is one Spartan who covers his body with his shield before his introduction, later revealing his man boobs. Kevin Sorbo who plays the role of the captain mentions about his man boobs, and in an attempt for humor, the main character who parodies Leonidas grabs his chest.

There are many movies and objects that depict the very image of man boobs. Most people laugh it off because it is humorous. Men are not supposed to have boobs nor are they made to breast feed. It is a deformity that occurs more often than not. Here are some famous examples of man boobs: Golden statues of Buddha, sumo wrestlers, some roman statues, Samewise Gamgee from “Lord of the Rings,” Tom Cruise in his debut of the “The Last Samurai,” etc.

More and more men in America are becoming obese and these man boobs become a common occurrence. In the show, “The Biggest Loser” aired on NBC represents the majority of American men today. And yes, man boobs are commonly seen on this show. Men with man boobs are not alone, and this problem can be helped. So what can you do to get Rid Of Man Boobs? There are methods, ways, and products that really help. For starters just being more active, exercising or having a better diet helps.

You’ve seen man boobs in the movies and on TV. If you have them, learn how to Get Rid Of Man Boobs. Man boobs are plaguing society and you may need to Lose Man Boobs to uphold your reputation this summer.

Jun
17

Men With Breasts

Men With Breasts
Men With Breasts

Do women intentionally rub their breasts against men?

On several occasions recently I have had women I know press their breasts against me, mostly while we were talking and sometimes they pressed them against my back. I have heard its an overt type of sexual body language. I know that they’re aware of what they are doing. I’m wondering why they would do such a thing, would they like to get intimate with me?

No- they do not always want to get intimate – I have some female friends who frequently rub their breasts against my back or neck if I am sitting and it is all in fun teasing – not sexual advances.

Men’s Double Breasted Suit

Men’s Suits:  Make Your Fascinated Wardrobe

Making distinguish wardrobe is difficult task and will take long time to have best and selected collections of various types and styles of suits. It definitely takes long time but you look great and also feel confident in any work situation.  There are many suggestions which might help you to make your exceptional wardrobe.

Men’s Suit Wardrobe – Two Week Collection
In your wardrobe if you can make collections of suits for atleast two weeks than your dressing looks different and also find variations in styles. And it will allow your clothing time to relax from wearing wrinkling cloths and will help eliminate excessive wear, resulting in a longer life span for the valuable suits.  There are various types of suits and you can select different types of suits usually suitable to any occasions. The various types of men’s suits are single breasted suit, double breasted suit with different styles like Two Button Suits, Three Button Suits, vented suit, Pinstripe Double Breasted Suit and many other types of suits with different material like wool suit double breasted, super wool suit double breast, linen double breasted suits etc.

You need to make selection of your suit such as if you need to wear suit for four days in week then you should have one more suit for better choice. In collection of men’s suit one should have at least four suits, with different colors like Navy blue, Black, various shades of Gray, Earth Tones.

Navy blue suits and charcoal gray suits are consider as more conservative, suits with earth tones are ok but black suit is consider as more popular and fashionable  among business people as well as from fashion industry. Here is some tips of blending model, pattern, and fabric weight to produce a suit wardrobe that will cover many needs.

•    Your first suit should be of Navy Blue Color Suit. The two button single breasted Suit with medium weight is ideal for interviews, presentation, business meeting and every day use.

•    Your second suit should be three buttons Suit or two Button Charcoal gray suits with medium or heavy weight. This suit will give a conservative business look in any weather.

•    Your third suit should be double breasted suit. Breasted double suit is a good selection. There are varieties of double breasted men’s suits. You can select that match best with your personality. Color of Double breasted suit can be olive green suit double breast. Mens double breasted suit is appropriate for business wear to be wear at daytime and also for social occasions. Double breasted suit can be wear in summer as well as in springs also.

•    Your fourth suit should be double breasted.  It can be three button, solid and of medium weight. Black double breasted suit gives you fashionable look. Mens double Breasted Suits is best choice for some special occasion.

You can say that you have make good starting to make your ideal wardrobe. But you need to add more collection for unique wardrobe. Now get ready to add pants, dress shirts, jacket, sport coats, and accessories in your wardrobe.